About Us Trash

What's a Troller?

The Goog Says:

• A fishing boat that moves slowly while dragging fishing lines behind it 
• A person who posts inflammatory, inappropriate, or controversial content online 

That pretty much sums me up...I troll...I'm trash...so there.

I'm Garrick...everything you need to know about me can be condensed into some light reading; shorter than a leaflet about famous Jewish sports legends.  That's from the movie "Airplane (1980)"...that's not mine...but it's funny asf.  

We make fun of everyone here.  I make fun of myself.  You'll get a disclaimer if you click on any of the product pages.  If you have no sense of humor, your money is no good here.  

A-Aron P. is my creative spiritual guru.  He's also a hell-of-a fishing partner.  He actually came up with the name "Troller Trash" somewhere on the Ohio Turnpike.  I asked him to help me come up with a name and he thought of it in like 10 seconds because he is a twisted genius.  He's on Instagram I think, otherwise he's not a social media butterfly.  He would have to shoo away too many lady admirers. You can catch him as a guest on numerous Absolute Unit Media episodes.  When he's on it's special...kinda like when Scooby Doo had Don Knotts or the Harlem Globetrotters on as mystery guests.

 

I see these for sale everywhere...Where have all the artists gone?  That's not art.  If I see another shirt like this I'm gonna puke.